so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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