His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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