Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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