Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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