You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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