I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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