So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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