I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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