Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't think brook has ever known best
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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