yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
