The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm at about main and main street
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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