I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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