i think my tv is drunk
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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