Do you still have your period?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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