what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
