She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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