why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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