i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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