I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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