were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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