I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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