i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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