my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Randomize
