Where is the hickey?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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