I love black thongs
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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