This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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