Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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