have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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