We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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