so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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