dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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