i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
