idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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