xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My feet surprised me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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