Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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