Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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