you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
