Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
