Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
