She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
please don't ironically join a cult
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