Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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