Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
