At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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