my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The convent might be a nice break from real life
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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