So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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