How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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