The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
