Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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