Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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