Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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