I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
